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songofages:

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

Is that why John Farnham had like a billion farwell tours/shows?

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

butts-of-johnlock:

how he do that?

[SARCASM INTENSIFIES]

iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thescienceofjohnlock:

jaclcfrost:

don’t you raise those eyebrows at me in that tone of eyebrow

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fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

marielikestodraw:

Tom getting distracted during interviews…

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